I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between
Who needs fitness when you have the best equipment.
Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if
you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of
a good drive.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.
It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at
Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.
I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole
bottle you will be lucky to survive.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul
and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening -
and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it
in one afternoon on the golf course.
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