Golf Quotes
Golf Quotes
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called
an eraser.
~Arnold Palmer
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between
your ears.
~Bobby Jones
Who needs fitness when you have the best equipment.
~John Daly
Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if
you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
~Arthur Daley
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of
a good drive.
~Arnold Palmer
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him
laughing.
~Phyllis Diller
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~Dean Martin
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf
ball.
~Jack Lemmon
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.
~Paul Harvey
It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.
~Lee Trevino
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at
it.
~Jimmy Demaret
Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.
~Craig Stadler
I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
~Gerald Ford
Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole
bottle you will be lucky to survive.
~Harvey Penick
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul
and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening -
and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever
invented.
~Arnold Palmer
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it
in one afternoon on the golf course.
~Hank Aaron
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